Super Cheesy Zombie Jokes

It has been a long day; I’ve been stuck in various malls today for trivial matters. I cannot function properly. So this is dedicated to all those who are feeling brain-dead … and brain -hungry :) These jokes are super corny, perfect for those days when you can’t think properly.

Why did they find a disembodied head inside of a piano? A zombie forgot it when he was trying to play by ear.

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers? No, they eat the fingers separately…

What did the zombie get an award for?


What did the zombie’s friend say when he introduced him to his girlfriend? Good grief! Where did you dig her up from?

What kind of streets do zombies like the best? Dead ends…


What kind of lands do zombies like the best? DEADLANDS…

Why did the zombie lose the lawsuit?He had no leg to stand on!

The baby zombie asks her mother “Mommy, do I have daddy’s eyes?” The mother says “Yes you do honey! Now eat them before they get cold!”

What’s a zombie’s favorite shampoo?Head and shoulders!

What did one zombie say to the other zombie when they were eating a comedien?This tastes funny!

What did the vegetarian say when turned into a zombie?Graaiiiinnnnss!! GRAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNS!!!